Just a squirrel... trying to get a nut.

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

The mother is just dying of laughter

vernondaviscrying:

IM SCREAMING SO LOUD

doomfinder:

macxguevara:

productofcanada:

heyfunniest:

Best Kiss Cam. 

You sir, get an A+ for preparation and foresight.

I fucking love this!

The Lannisters send their regards. 

factsandstufff:

1. “You’re just like your father.”

According to Womansday.com and many psychologists, this is a cruel way of poking at your husband’s fear that he exhibits the worst traits of his father. He wants to be his own man!

2. “When are you going to find a new job?”

According to a leading marriage psychologist, a man evaluates himself partially on how he can take care of his family. Pestering him about when he is going to venture into the job hunt is akin to insulting his ability to take care of you and his children.

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(Source: celluloidseance)

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

(Source: faisalmathers)

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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I can actually here my fathers voice